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"G. I. Desks"

Every Soldier of UNCLE SAM & The Statue of Liberty remembers pulling duties as company "charge of quarters", the Soldier that was on duty in the company "orderly room" (company Headquarters and Commander's Offices), to be "customer service rep" for all incoming company business, after normal business hours weekdays, and on weekends. Every Soldier above the rank of "Private First Class" took their turn pulling such duties. This was very good training, because it taught one to accept total responsibility ("full charge" authority) for the care of perhaps 200-700 people; their security, emergency communications, supply, food service, welcoming new Soldiers into the unit, arranging housing, interface with visitors and personnel inspecting the unit's readiness. Of course, if something came up that was beyond your knowledge and authority, you had a list of telephone numbers to call your "First Sergeant", your "Platoon Leader", your company "Executive Officer" or even your company "Commanding Officer", if you couldn't first reach anyone else in your unit "Chain of Command". If none of them were immediately available, you could always call the battalion "Staff Duty Officer" and get advice. They never screamed at you for calling them with an appropriate question or situation. Just do not be a "blockhead", while you are on "charge of quarters" duties, and have periods of inactivity, be actively READING the company "alert roster" ("contact information" for everyone assigned to your unit) and the company "S.O.P." (standard operating procedures), which is like a Website's "FAQ" (list of frequently asked questions, and the correct answers). If you were a good Soldier with some common sense, if you weren't lazy or purely stupid, you could go far, and earn the rewards of good honorable service to the People of your Country.

Additionally, many jobs required Desks due to paperwork duties, and they were provided. We also had Desks and Chairs in your living area (the "Barracks") so you could write letters to your Family and Friends.

Your personal world famous KID, can now equip their unit of Action Figures, or their Dollhouse, or their Corporate Business Offices, with the Desks and Chairs specifically "ergonomically engineered" to fit all "playscale" Action Figures and Dolls (12" tall action figures and dolls, such as GI JOE, GI JANE, Barbie, Ken, etc.).  Please view our photographs showing these Desks and Chairs serving KIDS needs.

NOTE: We will soon be offering "Double Pedestal Desks", that will have a tower of 3 Drawers on each side of the Desk. We will also be offering special Desks, such as "General Douglas MacArthur's Mahogany Wood double pedestal Desk and Armchair" which I personally have sat in the actual Desk and Chair he successfully used here in San Francisco during World War 2...His Desk and Chair now sit unused in the basement of our Veteran's Hall (but I used them). I know that it is his Desk and Chair, because it used to be in the "American Legion" Commander's Office, and I saw a photograph directly above and beside it, of Douglas MacArthur sitting in it, working, and smoking his corn cob pipe. Of course, being the enterprising "KIDS 5 Star General" that I am, and busily defending KIDS' interests specifically in the Pacific region, and of course, throughout all of America, I just had to try sitting in his Desk and Chair. Good luck charms. While there, and during several subsequent visits to it, I measured and sketched his Desk and Chair, so I can accurately reproduce 1/6th scale versions of it. Our original G.I. JOEs are tooling up to start building those soon.

Click on these 4 examples of sample "Desk"  (showing working Drawers inside), and arranged in our Offices:

Adjutant General Office Kit

General Patton's commanding presence at his Desk

See, my Legs fit fine under this Desk

All 3 Drawers really work

G.I. "Single Pedestal Desk"

Usually, a "General Officer" will have assembled many desks, so that his Soldiers may be highly productive. The same is true with the "KIDS 5 Star General", at the request of the Soldiers of the "KIDS National Guard of the United States of America" and their Movie Production Company, known as "KIDS Amount To A Lot Studio Productions, Inc.", we are assembling many fine desks, to distribute to our associated units throughout America, which all become members of the KIDS "U.S. 21st Special Forces Gro up, Rangers Pathfinders Airborne, Joint Unconventional Warfare Task Force, Studies and Observations Gro up".  Now, we give them "space" to do their studies and observations, and to gro up, but soon they will have it all together, and it will be their "Special Forces Group". Here is your opportunity for your personal world famous KID, to own, and create a commanding presence in, one or more of our fine, hand made custom Desks. You might wish to read down further, to purchase a "Desk and matching Chair" for your Fort, Dollhouse, or "Business Office". Should you desire additional chairs, we have them available by Clicking HERE. NOTE: By reading further down, you will see that we also have Desks, and sets of Desks with a matching Chair, available with the single pedestal of 3 Drawers available on the LEFT side, in case that works better for your KID. "Single Pedestal Desk"  (with Pedestal of 3 Drawers on the RIGHT side of the Desk). Price: $40.00  Each

"Single Pedestal Desk and matching Chair" (pedestal of 3 Drawers on RIGHT side): Price: $55.00  Each

"Single LEFT Pedestal Desk and matching Chair" Price: $55.00  Each

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